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50 smešnih opisov delovnih mest

Nekaj najboljših:

• Take numbers on pieces of paper, rearrange them and put them on different pieces of paper: Tax Accountant
• Watch the lunatics take over the asylum: Teacher
• Sell gas: Energy and Telecom Business Analyst
• Tell forty year-old men itâ€â„¢s okay to behave like fourteen year-old school girls: Printing Press Production Coordinator
• Manage urban renewal and pest control: B-52 Bomber pilot
• Draw up plans for something that will not be built according to those plans: Civil Engineer, Transportation Design
• Ensure that stupid people stay in the gene pool: Lifeguard
• Wear a tuxedo and smash metal plates into each other: Musician
• Make sure nothing ever happens: IT Security
• Move things from one tube to another: Microbiologist
• Be a human napkin: Stay-at-home mom of three
• Make food that is as healthy before it goes in your body as when it comes back out: Fast Food Employee
• Talk in other peopleâ€â„¢s sleep: College Professor
• Run away and call the police: Security Guard
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Smešni trenutki v zdravniških karierah

• A man comes into the ER and yells, “My wife’s going to have her baby in the cab!” I grabbed my stuff, rushed out to the cab, lifted the lady’s dress, and began to take off her underwear. Suddenly I noticed that there were several cabs -and I was in the wrong one.
• While acquainting myself with a new elderly patient, I asked, “How long have you been bedridden?” After a look of complete confusion She answered…”Why, not for about twenty years - when my husband was alive.”
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